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so, macmilLan. so.
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[15 Sep 2008|12:03am] |
i wuold say fcuk this shit, but i've alraedy lost points for innprorpiate langauqe today. i can thank HB, flexnig his sruprisingly pwerful muscles!
- Brandon Russell Graves
- septmber 10, 2004
- knghtsbridge, london.
- COMC, bcause i dno't have ot wriTe
shit much.
- N/A
- staek, bcause i aLmost got moses to eat it once.
- i prfer football. hard to keeP up with the wrld cup without the teLly though.
- i wnat to be an actor, in the hpoes htat smoeday i can do dsepicable things with my muoth and genitalia in frnt of a live audeince.
- heath was a gryFfndor and he's ace.
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[12 Sep 2008|11:26pm] |
I'M SO SORRY
I'M JUST SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE
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[31 Aug 2008|01:34am] |
LO AND BHOLD IT IS ONDE
now are yuo going to be a pusSy or are yuo going to eat some?
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[30 Aug 2008|11:54pm] |
hoLy fuuck moses taht is so fukced
ha ha Ha hwo could yuO lose your onw SHOES
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| camping log: aug 10 - 15 |
[15 Aug 2008|09:32pm] |
Sunday: set up tnet. slpet in tent. mroe or less uneevntful.
Monday: too stnoed to rmember.
Wednesday: wnt fishnig. were prehaps too sucCessful; haddock for braekfast, lunch, dinner.
Thrusday: gto raelly sick of haDdock. biult snare, kIlled a raBbit. sknning & ckooking raBbit mcuh tRickier than adverTised, got blood verywhere. qiute good thuogh.
Friday (mrning): foxes apPrantly dRawn to smell of raBbit blood. whoops.
Kieran back at his dad's. i'm bored.
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| Hexed Private to Kieran |
[10 Aug 2008|09:59pm] |
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mnkey deosn't waNt to go campnig. you wanna go caMping? lte's go fucking cmaping.
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[27 Jul 2008|10:08pm] |
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mtherfukcing tornnadoes in my motherfckuing boat.
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| I had dvination homewrok |
[09 Jul 2008|04:03pm] |
tihngs to lookout for in the comming monht:
key: (S) = sevre danger, (M) = modereta danger, (N) = neglqible danger
(#) = number fo times (ON MY ERCORD) that the same predcition has come up bfore FOR YOU
me: ovrindulgence (M) (1)
moses: falling objcets (N) (0), beligerant psserbys (M) (4)
monkey: jaelosy, prticulary dirceted at yuo (S) (13)
lady H: xenophobia. unspcifeid type. (M) (0)
zhoops: parade axcidents (S) (1), fliygn trapeze artsits (M) (3), canibalLism (N) (15)
mockingbird: bieng taken advntage of (M) (2)
the general: unsatsfying sex (N) (18)
senorita: uncnrtollable lidibo, incluDing spontnaneous erectoins (M) (0)
danny boy: autiommune disaeses (N) (0)
any ohther volnuterrs?
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| Private to Isobel |
[02 Jul 2008|04:58pm] |
KQ's out htis weekdne. in jawmaica. wnat to stay over?
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[26 Jun 2008|11:23pm] |
thigns i haave said at work htis week:
1. no, this is not the cnetre for detox dieting. this is a substnace cntrol centre. thank yuo and have a nice day.
2. ecxuse me ma'am, but alcaohol is not permtted in this facillity.
3. no, niether is crakc cocaine, but I caN hold thaT at the desk for you if you like.
4. sorry sir but hwile you were looking for you biccyle lock, i beleive someone stole it alrday.
5. yuo didn't ride here on oyur bike?
6. no, I'mn ot authorised to presrcibe morhpine. i do however have wto asprin, but these are for me once I'm thruogh daeling with you. thnak you and have ani ce day.
7. nott slohsed sir, just dis dyls dyslexic.
Lady H, did you stiLl want to go to Jamiaca with KQ? i'lL tell him to owl dad.
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[16 Jun 2008|12:21pm] |
call 1-888-748-9920 for a good teim.
KQ got me a boj job.
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[13 Jun 2008|11:19pm] |
how many dead people are in that graveyard?
( all of them. )
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